turn off the lights
oogie boogie woogie

skeletonhaver:

ground control to major tom

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omariospizza:

Florence looks much better when you see it at 7 am

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aye-trashley:

out of all the words they could graffiti this is what they chose

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saddeer:

zkac:

what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?

HAAAAAAAAAND EYEEEEEEEEEE

i hate this i hate u 

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guiselore:

lesbianathogwarts:

bashdoard:

fuckyeah-bill:

Promoing at the beach

Ancient Roman prostitutes did something similar, but usually they would have phalluses inscribed in their sandals. So, if you were ever in the mood, you could just look down and follow the dicks.

follow the yellow dick-road

I love history lessons on tumblr.

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Trying to stay awake in a boring class

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illkim:

I think Apple’s telling me to bottom more often

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ryanvallejo:

"your taste in music kinda sucks"

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lrnaonerd:

how do people rap i cant even talk without messing it up

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